Monday, July 31, 2006

Menthol Keeps Me Awake

I was 'lecturing' my Dad how dangerous it is that he tries all kinds of unknown medicines people recommend him; even strangers.

But I'm nothing better. I try everything even people don't recommend me to.

I'm just GREEDY.

And I get my instant Karma.

My young boy colleague was inhaling *cough* ladies Menthol. I'm NO inhaler of anything, ok? But the packaging was SO NICELY designed it looks like a CHANNEL. I couldn't resist anything that's professional designed, ok?

So I was tempted.

He lets me inhaled some. Yo... so nice one! Got Ginseng some more! Very smooth and soothing.

I was intoxicated, instantly.

Then I asked for some more. Everytime he litted up one stick I ask for a puff.

I think I took about 6 puffs.

And then what happened????

I was so high, I couldn't sleep the whole night! And stupid me, I forgot that I can't take nicotine. I can't even take coffee after 3pm or else I will end up super high for the night.

My blood was running so high until my bowel movement excellerates like ROCKET and all my shit reached the moon already.

My blood was running so high until I feel so HOT.

My blood was running so high I managed to put up 5 blogs in one night.

What the rocket!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm ... u do sound odd in this post.

fish

Anonymous said...

oh dear, r u sure it contains 'menthol' only...... dun be too adventurous my dear lady. Nanti kena tangkap by chinese police :p

Fan

Anonymous said...

So how are you? Gone missing for 2 days after the magic puff puff?

Ah Fan

Anonymous said...

hehe... I'm alright lah. But it was an annoying sleepless nite.

Anonymous said...

Interesting language. Made me laugh.

John

Anonymous said...

Interesting language. Made me laugh.

John