Lunch in Mountain East

Did I tell you that Mountain East people talk like HORNs and have the appetite of some massive CROCODILEs?

They talk so loud sometimes I couldn't make out whether they are scolding me or just being loud. I blame the salt.

Whenever I take my lunch, I always busy-the-body and look around what they order here not because I've no idea what to order, it's because I want to see HOW FAR they go in ordering the number of dishes.

When they eat, they order like there's no tomolo.



I know you can't really tell the MAGNITUDE of those dishes from the picture because my camera tend to concave things that's near it, thus making those further away smaller.

But I can tell you, this family of Dad and Mum plus kiddy ordered

3 MOUNTAINS and 1 LAKE

That's a VERY HUGH BOWL of soup.

These are what me and my colleague order:



Only 2 tiny bowls of rice and a plate of tofu (not even a mountain)

Of course, the tofu is again BLOODY salty

We couldn't finish our rice, and only finished half the tofu.

So really, we finished 1 bowl of rice and half a plate of tofu only.

NOW......



Our family of 2 and a half finished everything!

And that's considered VERY little compared to most of the other ones that I've seen, you know.

And not only do Mountain East people have stomachs beyond the pale, they can really drink during lunch hour.



Now you tell me, how are we Malaysians going to compete with them (mainland Chinese) when we couldn't even beat them in TALKING and EATING? Their stomachs are BIGGER! Their voice is louder! And they talk faster!

A man may be proud of his big balls (or shoe size, ha!) and a woman her cup size. What does/can a nation as a whole be proud of?

It's the STOMACH and SPEAKER size!