Wednesday, August 02, 2006

How to Beat Them

I was having my lunch today and saw 2 lads ordered these:



They didn't finished what they ordered. You would have thought they didn't eat much, in fact, they'd finished quite a lot considering the fact that all dishes came like mountain high.

These food issues are bothering me like a white worm squirming in my head.

Why do they eat so much? Why do they have to order so much? Why are they SO RICH?

Further investigation needed.

Somehow, I was pondering on the issue of how to conquer a nation with huge appetite that loves salt and trumpety voice that speaks with the velocity of 100mph.

I have come to the conclusion that it is rooted to FOOD and SALT.
Large amount of FOOD enter huge stomach
= digests more (than us)
= gets more energy (than us)
= can talk loud and fast (than us)

SALT ( arguably raises blood pressure )
= enter already energetic body
= promote faster blood cirulcation
= even more energetic
= talk even louder and faster
See... that's how they do it.

All you need to do to take down this nation is to starve them and devoid them of salt!
I'm so ready to do it, just to prove my point!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salt is bad for health if we consume more than our normal diet. For example, high blood pressure.
Meanwhile, failure to replenish salt can be harmful as well. It may lead us to death.


You told me before that sea salt is better,remember?
I found some mountain salt from some organic shop too.
Haha.. I'm still seeking about salt.

Anonymous said...

such wasteful-ness. makes me cringe everytime i see so much unfinished food.

China used to show so much disaster and famine. but now that they have food, they splash it all away.

I maintain my stand that majority of mainlanders are just lousy human beings.